31 October, 2008

Top Ten Things that Went Through Cole Hamels' Mind After Winning the World Series

Cole Hamels from the Phillies, read the Top 10 list on the David Letterman Show

10. Maybe I’ll get to be on “Dancing With The Stars.”
9. Can I wear my cup in the off-season?
8. The Rays collapsed faster than my 401(k).
7. How cool a name is Cole Hamels?
6. This must be how the Yankees used to feel.
5. Is the Phillie Phanatic hitting on my wife?
4. Seriously, how cool a name is Cole Hamels?
3. How can I celebrate when the nation’s economic output is the weakest it’s been since the third quarter of 2001?
2. I hope John McCain will start calling me “Cole the Pitcher.”
1. Now maybe I’ll get to appear on Leno?

photo/list courtesy CBS

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

11. Now to balls this all up in the first few weeks of '09